What Snookie Actually Does

Long before the dawn of time there was a really ok-ish looking being. This being, however, wanted to be beautiful and pure. The being who was only so-so on the attractiveness scale wanted to cast all the ugliness and stupididy out.

He/she (both?) created the universe. With a giant cosmos the being could banish the side of himself/herslef he/she (it?) called Snookie. So it did. Of course Snookie is a woman because the being wanted to be awesome which means it needed to cast out the woman side of itself (you're the one believing this creation story don't get mad at me).

Snookie floated in space only stoppy when near red suns for tans and at the Vegas Bomb galaxy to party. Eventually Snookie found a nice peaceful planet named Earth.

She was not accepted by us however (she is a monsterous being of alien proportions you know... and fake proportions. Get it? Fake boobs and tan and hair and whatnot? If you aren't going to laugh at my jokes don't bother reading my blog. Just kidding please keep reading... Hello?... I love you?)

She was put in a zoo called the Jersey Shore due to her being an awful person (partially because she is an alien or something, I slept wrote the start of this. Who are we talking about? Malcom in the Middle?) Well then Reese was being all mean to Malcom and Malcom had a sidebar with the camera and the end. You know the episode I'm talking about right? Screw you I'm spent.

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