Run for president, own a business, fire people…oh wait, he does not run for president. Monotone sarcastic whaaaaaaaattt. Well we knew that if he became president he would just try to fire the supreme court anyway, and the congress, and the leaders of other nations. Chances are we would be living in Trumpolopia, or Trumpland, maybe Trumpopolis? Regardless there would be many more suits. (“Suit…wait for it…up!” Thank you you Neil. “Legen..wait for it…” I got it Neil, love the show, jeeze.)
The question is, would Trump running be good or bad? He is a business man and our economy sucks worse than you did in prison (High five Neil? “No, you didn’t let me finish my catch phrase.” Fine. “Dairy! High five!”) Back on topic. I am not sure he is the right kind of business man for our country. Yes I am tired of political science majors being the only politicians, but a business man like that has too many conflicted interests. Like the interest rate on my loan, am I right? Not our fault you spend all your money on Pokemon cards, we save our money and invest in long term IRA’s. Cough, bullshit, cough. And its Magic cards not Pokemon, no one cool goes after first gen. Pokemon. Besides, this country is controlled enough by the media as it is, do we need a media man controlling the nation? No we need Bruce Willis to yippy-ki-yay this shit. Take that terrorists.
I believe our next president should be one that is strong, fair, and a good diplomat. Natalie Portman come on up. Not old enough Logan. Damn, but she is pretty, went to Harvard, can dance, was the queen of a planet, a senator, worked with gorillas, and is pretty. Not old enough. Well I will be back, I have to go rewrite the Constitution to let Natalie Portman do whatever the hell she wants.
Back, I remembered that I am broke when I got in my car. Man gas costs too much, our next president should fix that. I bet Natalie could. Still not old enough. Damn.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
What PlayStation Actually Does
As we have all seen recently PlayStation has been hacked...or has it? PlayStation was not hacked, it is actually in cahoots with Al-Qaeda. Bin Laden's spider senses were tingling so he had the one indian guy in his possy who was also tech support for PlayStation hack the Network to listen to President Obama's conversations over COD.
The indian instead just told his boss what was going on who in turn asked his boss until the entire company was in on the action. (Logan, why did they do it? For Lazy Cakes. Why is there a link to that, did they pay you? I wish, you guys don't even read enough for me to buy a gum ball, at this point anything. So start reading and telling your friends before I start a labor union. Oh, linked so you can see what the hell it is, duh.) Anyway, PlayStation recovered Obama yelling at Nazis, cursing out children who were talking smack on his momma, and debating whether or not to change...his gamer tag.
Luckily, Obama heard a man with a distinctive arabic accent speak on the network and had the CIA track it to Bin Laden's lair in Pakistan. That is why the Network came back so closely to the time Bin Laden was killed.
The indian instead just told his boss what was going on who in turn asked his boss until the entire company was in on the action. (Logan, why did they do it? For Lazy Cakes. Why is there a link to that, did they pay you? I wish, you guys don't even read enough for me to buy a gum ball, at this point anything. So start reading and telling your friends before I start a labor union. Oh, linked so you can see what the hell it is, duh.) Anyway, PlayStation recovered Obama yelling at Nazis, cursing out children who were talking smack on his momma, and debating whether or not to change...his gamer tag.
Luckily, Obama heard a man with a distinctive arabic accent speak on the network and had the CIA track it to Bin Laden's lair in Pakistan. That is why the Network came back so closely to the time Bin Laden was killed.
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