Many people find that Sarah Palin is a good subject to read about or watch on TV. What they do not know is what she really does. In all actuallity Sarah Palin is a knight, a dragon slayer.
Dragons need cold to live, they are extremely hot blooded producing enough heat to instantly ignite air. The current high population of dragons explains what most people call "global warming." If dragons are allowed to breed unchecked then the world will overheat and we will have no more ice cream, so a select few (Sarah Palin, Gumby, your neighbor to the left, and the half of Kate Gosselin that isn't already a fire breather) spend their time controlling the population of dragons.
If they hunt dragons too much then the world will cool and hot tubs will stop working and if they let them get too high in population it will get too hot and Sub Zero wont be able to fight in the next Mortal Kombat tournament.
Sarah Palin is the most crucial of the dragon hunters for she hunts the most dangerous dragon of all, the communist dragon. The communist dragon is different from the other dragons in only one way, it is communist and if it had its way all the other dragons would have to give up all the wealth they worked so hard for just to support the dragons that don't want to hunt and pillage medieval castles for their survival.
She also hunts many other dragons such as the green dragon, the purple dragon, the girl with the dragon tattoo, magic Kimoto dragons, the dragon in the movie "Spirited Away," and Puff the magic dragon. Some dragons are able to go into dragon rehab where they convince angry dragons to be happy dragons like those found on many chinese food boxes and japanese animated shows. The most well known nice dragon was sealed away in the Dragon Balls first by Kame and later Dende but if you do not shoot energy out of your hands or have a dragon raidar you probably wont find them or are apart of the Red Ribbon Army (shame on you RR).
Sarah Palin was knighted by Lord Jesus of Oaxica and started dragon slaying in 1999, the blood of her first dragon killed is what Pepsi Clear was made of. But if anyone finds out about her killing dragons she will be fined four cents by Duncan MacLoud of the clan MacLoud who is the CEO of the international dragon slaying company "We Kill Dragons, Inc." which has till now remained completely unconnected with dragons or the slaying of such dragons in anyway.
