What Tiger Woods Actually Does

He used to be good at golf.  Now he is focused on other holes.  Really?  That was forever ago.  Not those holes, black holes.  We kinda thought that was implied.  No, you racist bastards, like giant funnel kinda black hole.  Tiger became a rocket-ship designer in 14853 Alien Time or 2002 AD.

After winning the US Open for his second time or so he decided to try other things.  Those things included beer, PS Move, Wii Golf, porn, hookers, bar girls, barbells, re-bar,  crow bar, bar stools, Barbra Walters and BBQ.  Oh wait that was John Gosling.

Tiger eventually fell into a deep love with space and black holes are just where he stuck.  It seems like he just got to black holes and just dived into them.  No Tiger Woods didn't just scratch the surface, when people asked him about black holes he replied, "I can't just give tips on black holes, it's the whole thing or nothing."

He is now competing with Stephen Hawking for the title of Best Black Hole Expert.  Of course Alan Thicke is a close third.

What Anime Characters Actually Do

We all know anime characters do some crazy shit.  However, what we do not know is that they are actually normal people like you and me.

Anime characters live normal lives.  Yes, they eat a lot of sea food and never shave, but they also go to school and fight demon monsters.  Like normal people anime characters reveal their panties all the damn time and everyone is beautiful and sexy.

Anime characters go to super schools stuffed with rich kids and multi-billion dollar clubs, become child explores that fight monsters, kill demons and loads of other stuff that normal people do too.

Did I mention the ten gallon boobs, since when have those not been the norm am I right.

So remember, next time you see an anime character remember that they are normal people, and that's why Peter Chao wears sunglasses.