What Weird Al Actually Does

Many people have seen Weird Al in music videos and on CD covers, but it wasn't always so. He was born on April 22, 1836 and named Weird Phillip Francis Al. His childhood was challenging, while he went to church and came from aristocracy, he had two middle names and that made him a black sheep in the community.

Much like the elves those, like Weird Al, who were born of Amish decent live prolonged lives. This allowed Mr. Al to achieve many things such as writing many works under the pen name of Henry David Thoreau. Later in his life he found his passion of shoe making and became an amish shoemaker.

He lived a charmed life raising barns and crafting the finest shoes in New England. His shoes were so fine in quality that everyone forgot about him having two first names. In 1983 Mr. Al was accused and convicted by his den of aminites of the crime of having no facial hair. This was the last straw for Weird Phillip Francis Al and he left the herd behind. One simply does not stray from their amish flock, no, to leave a pack of aminites one must break their most important rule "thou shalt not write nor perform satirical song, poetry, or improv on that show with Drew Carry."

Al had a hard time at first, never before being without his amish school. Just as he was about to get a job working the sound board for The View he found his one shot out of hell. He made a rant about how good amish life was and someone put it to a rap tune and laughed. From then on Weird Al would just write true songs and make people believe they are satirical, thus breaking his bond with the imortal Aminites and marrieing his one true love Aragorn son of Dennis the Shrubber cousin of Ellen Degeneris or however you spell it.

And so ends a Hobbits Tale by Bilbo Baggins.

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