He used to be good at golf. Now he is focused on other holes. Really? That was forever ago. Not those holes, black holes. We kinda thought that was implied. No, you racist bastards, like giant funnel kinda black hole. Tiger became a rocket-ship designer in 14853 Alien Time or 2002 AD.
After winning the US Open for his second time or so he decided to try other things. Those things included beer, PS Move, Wii Golf, porn, hookers, bar girls, barbells, re-bar, crow bar, bar stools, Barbra Walters and BBQ. Oh wait that was John Gosling.
Tiger eventually fell into a deep love with space and black holes are just where he stuck. It seems like he just got to black holes and just dived into them. No Tiger Woods didn't just scratch the surface, when people asked him about black holes he replied, "I can't just give tips on black holes, it's the whole thing or nothing."
He is now competing with Stephen Hawking for the title of Best Black Hole Expert. Of course Alan Thicke is a close third.
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