Most of you probably think that Adolf Hitler is dead, some of you know the truth. Adolf Hitler did not take a pill of poison, he merely dropped some acid and in his trip began a journey that we often tell our children before they go to bed (I know I tell it to my children. You don't have children. Not that you, or DFS, know of). The story began in 1952.
There was a war going on then I think, but due to the Ice Age it was a cold war. Adolf Hitler began working as an accountant (Irony, right?). He was living in Long Beach when he decided to get certified as an appraiser for housing, so he moved to Chicago.
Now I don't know what all you know about Chicago in the '50's but it was still a small feudal village ruled by Lord Dugalo. Hitler found much wealth under the rule of Lord Dugalo. However, when he heard that the X-Men were fighting Cuba (or something, I still haven't seen that movie) he knew he would have to use his powers to help.
Hitler then boarded the first unicorn to Narnia where he would ride the Lion fella to London to flip off their "radar." After that he decided to eat some nachos and changed his name to Tim Tebow or however Tebow is spelled (Can't you just look it up, you are on the computer right now? Eh.) which is why I keep hearing his name in other peoples conversations. I don't know why people care so much about Tim Tebow, so he is a good basketball player or something, is it not more impressive that he is Hitler? And now you know how to apply lipstick before a big date.
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