Hello there space cadets! Why, we have a show for you. Today, kids, we are going to talk about the cutest couple the world has ever seen, Leo and Ryan! (Don't tell us you are going to talk like that this entire time? Why shouldn't I? It is fun and refreshing. It is stupid and makes us want to kill ourselves. Us? Ourselves? Plural?!? As in more than one!!? CONGRATULATIONS on being the second reader! Myself being the first of course. To celebrate we are not going to talk like stupid heads but instead we are going to get down to business.)
Leo and Ryan became a couple in 1995 the same year the T-Rex went extinct, (science would have you believe it happened a bit sooner but the last T-Rex offed itself after it heard Smells Like Teen Spirit played simultaneously with Wonder Wall). Anyway, they met at a Pepsi Clear convention in Sedona, AZ. and instantly fell in love.
I don't like them, Lori, because I was going to announce that I could read at that very same convention and they ruined my spotlight. So from that point forward I swore to avenge...myself?...by never liking them. Except in Titanic and Leo's appearances in Growing Pains!
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