As we have all seen recently PlayStation has been hacked...or has it? PlayStation was not hacked, it is actually in cahoots with Al-Qaeda. Bin Laden's spider senses were tingling so he had the one indian guy in his possy who was also tech support for PlayStation hack the Network to listen to President Obama's conversations over COD.
The indian instead just told his boss what was going on who in turn asked his boss until the entire company was in on the action. (Logan, why did they do it? For Lazy Cakes. Why is there a link to that, did they pay you? I wish, you guys don't even read enough for me to buy a gum ball, at this point anything. So start reading and telling your friends before I start a labor union. Oh, linked so you can see what the hell it is, duh.) Anyway, PlayStation recovered Obama yelling at Nazis, cursing out children who were talking smack on his momma, and debating whether or not to change...his gamer tag.
Luckily, Obama heard a man with a distinctive arabic accent speak on the network and had the CIA track it to Bin Laden's lair in Pakistan. That is why the Network came back so closely to the time Bin Laden was killed.
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