If you have heard Nikki Minaj's new song what she actually does should be no surprise. Nikki Minaj is a biologist in search of the mysterious Super Bass the largest of all the Bass. The Super Bass is a fish that is attracted to pink Lamborghinis and Airplanes.
The Super Bass was captured by the famous Super Hero/Music Group Earth Wind and Fire back in the day, however the Super Bass was able to befriend a Squirrel/Wizard that resided outside of the Super Bass fish tank. The Wizard Squirrel cast a spell called Katrina that was suppose to summon a really fat chick that would pick up the Super Bass and let it free into the Straight of Gibraltar which is located between Louisiana and Texas. (The Straight of Gibraltar is located in the Mediterranean Sea, you are thinking of the Gulf of Mexico. I am pretty sure it's the Straight of Gibraltar. No, it isn't. Eh.) However, the Wizard Squirrel ended up summoning a big frickin' hurricane which flooded New Orleans. It did still free the Super Bass though.
Nikki Minaj heard Bob Dylan singing about the Hurricane and new that the Super Bass must have gotten free. She then went to her boss Kanye West, King of all the Jews. Yup, Kanye is Jewish, deal. He instructed her to use the pink Lambo and Jet to draw out the Super Bass.
We must stand up and protect the Super Bass, please please please send letters to the only organization that people listen to, PETA the leading protector of ManBearPig. Send PETA your pleas to save the Super Bass from Nikki Minaj. It is endangered and needs your help. All it takes is twenty-five cents a day and you could save the Super Bass ask that bearded dude who is always chilling with foreign kids. He knows.
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